Don't be nervous if someone is driving ahead of you. The world is round, just think that you're driving first
Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture
Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don't stop".
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said