Is pikachu called pikachu because he always say pikachu or is he saying pikachu because he is pikachu?
A man's idea of serious commitment is usually, "Oh alright, I'll stay the night."
I childproofed the house... but they still get in!
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.