Why don't women have men's brains? Because they don't have penises to put them in
If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, why isn't anything in the store is free yet?
My wife's not too smart. I told her, our kids were spoiled. She said, "All kids smell that way."
I'm the type of person who tries to fall back asleep in the morning, just to finish a dream
