Why don't women have men's brains? Because they don't have penises to put them in
If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer... Oh wait, he does
Boy : I have a pen you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities. Girl : I have a sandal you have a face. Think of Casualties.
I'm pretty sure I'm going to die without knowing what 95% of a scientific calculator is used for
