Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water
Are you a Nice girl or Good girl?: Nice girls blush when they watch porn, Good girls smile cause they know they can do better
What is the difference between a blonde and a Lamborghini? You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini
