Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, 'What did you do?'
Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen
Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white? So he can tell if he's coming or going
