Yesterday, I fell down from a 10 meter ladder. Thank God I was on the third step
My dream woman has a special combination of inner and outer beauty and is, most importantly, too naive to know she's way out of my league.
Hey, I'm not saying Hitler was a great guy, but he really saved the History channel
I rather go to hell than Heaven. I don't know how mermaids in heaven can seduce me when they don't have legs to spread.
