Yesterday, I fell down from a 10 meter ladder. Thank God I was on the third step
Why are men like cars? Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming
Back in my day, we didn't watch TV while we ate dinner. We actually talked to each other. It was awful
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."
