Yesterday, I fell down from a 10 meter ladder. Thank God I was on the third step
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
Boy : I have a pen you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities. Girl : I have a sandal you have a face. Think of Casualties.
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste
