You know it's a disastrous country when pizza gets to your house before the police.
A man enters a store and says: "15 litres of wine please." "Did you bring a container for this?" "You're speaking to it."
To a young housewife: remember that a small bottle of vodka not only will decorate the table but also will hide your cooking mistakes.
I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
