You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me
What's the speed limit of sex? 68; at 69 you have to turn around.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
My new password is "incorrect". This way, whenever I forget what it is, the computer will say "Your password is incorrect"