You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me
If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are... you have small boobs
Dear Week, I'm so over you. I'm leaving you for your best friend, Weekend. Don't try to find us for at least 2 days
What did the light bulb say to the switch? "You turn me on."