You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
My idea of flirting is giving a girl 1 of my 10 tacos.
Identity theft is the most diabolical way someone can compliment you on doing a good job at life
