You stare at frozen juice cans because they say, "concentrate".
You're not fat, you're just... easier to see.
My first child has gone off to college and I feel a great emptiness in my life. Specifically, in my checking account
Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don't stop".
