Why did God give men penises? So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and I. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch
42 percent of statistics are made up!
What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut will have sex with anyone, a bitch will have sex with anyone but you
