Why did God give men penises? So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up
You can consider yourself lucky in life, if the cognac you drink is older than the woman that you're sleeping with.
Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself type.
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish
