You would never be able to live down to your reputation, but I see you're doing your best
A successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man
What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease? One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt
If the other driver had stopped a few yards behind himself the accident would not have happened
