You would never be able to live down to your reputation, but I see you're doing your best
A woman is like a shadow: when you walk from behind she runs away. When you run from her, she follows you behind
No one actually follow the work policy. The rules are just there so the boss can later say "I told you so"
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.