Bed them, don't wed them. Do them, don't woo them, date them don't mate them
A fat woman Godzillas into the shoe store today, asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly, I suggest she wear a sign that says: "Don't shoot from the front I look human"
It's bad enough that I know we're married, do we have to let the whole world know?
This is a sex free house and by God it will be for the rest of my life
