Bed them, don't wed them. Do them, don't woo them, date them don't mate them
We were going through the woods without suspecting anything when suddenly something big and cruel came out of a bush. I thought it was you Peg but it didn't want my wallet!
Well Peg we all have to live with our disappointments. I, of course has to sleep with mine
I've got a natural appetite suppressant. Twenty five years of marriage
