Don't worry Peg, your time will come when they start couch pooling
I had to give a driving test to a woman who is so fat they had to shoot her license photo with the Hubble telescope
Threats don't frighten me. I'm married!
A fat woman Godzillas into the shoe store today, asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly, I suggest she wear a sign that says: "Don't shoot from the front I look human"
