I can't sleep with that damn woman in my bed!
There's two things that the Bundy's don't do. We don't eat vegatables and we don't tap
I haven't showered in a week so I think I better get right to bed
Why don't you follow me down the brewery, I'll tie a bowling ball to my ankle, dive in a vat of beer, I'll leave this world the same way I entered my marriage. Dead Drunk!
