I'd rather go synchronized swimming with Angela Lansbuy. I'd rather have my neck shaved by Ray Charles, I'd even rather have your picture tattooed on the inside of my eye lids
Your dad will always be your dad... Until he can't take it anymore and he hops on a freight train.
Only way I know it's spring is when the snow melts and I see my garbage on Marcy's lawn
Much like the hair on your legs, I need the help of a trained professional