No we can't Peg, because now when we make love, I don't get to go home
A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years
Remember our motto: We ain't got it
Peg we've been married for 17 years. Can't we just be friends?
