I'm not paying for mistakes. I've been doing that since I got married.
Why don't you follow me down the brewery, I'll tie a bowling ball to my ankle, dive in a vat of beer, I'll leave this world the same way I entered my marriage. Dead Drunk!
I had to give a driving test to a woman who is so fat they had to shoot her license photo with the Hubble telescope
Not everyone can move to a mountain, some are married to one
