I'm not paying for mistakes. I've been doing that since I got married.
If you promise not to live too long, I'll tell you
A fat woman Godzillas into the shoe store today, asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly, I suggest she wear a sign that says: "Don't shoot from the front I look human"
I never wanted to get married, I got married.Never wanted kids, I have 2 of them. Why the hell am I here?
