I'm not paying for mistakes. I've been doing that since I got married.
I wish my apple grows as fast as your Opera
Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"
This is not about sex, is it? Because I don't know anything about that.