I'm not paying for mistakes. I've been doing that since I got married.
We've been married for 17 years now, can't we just be friends?
This skinny woman with a hook nose olive oyls into the shoe store, and says "I want something to make me look sexy". So I say "You'll have to wait a long time before someone that ugly comes in to stand next to you"
Remember, it gets better each time, as long as it's never with the same woman
