I'm not paying for mistakes. I've been doing that since I got married.
You know Peg, I hate it when your mother weebles down here for her little midnight snacks which last until 9 in the morning
In the darkest realm of night, I've stared right in the face of hell and I've said "Peg, can't you get some sleep?"
A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years
