I'm not paying for mistakes. I've been doing that since I got married.
I thought watching Opera is the first sign of a brain tumour
I had to give a driving test to a woman who is so fat they had to shoot her license photo with the Hubble telescope
This woman comes in, who doesn't speak English, she points at the shoes, I pointed at the door, she pointed at the sky and knees me in the nay-nays
