I'm not paying for mistakes. I've been doing that since I got married.
If my wife left me, I'd be dancing on the deck of the good ship hooter-pop, with a smile on my face and my face on a smile
Healthy people are like dinosaurs. They're not fit to survive
My kids may not be angels, but when they screw up, I don't blame TV. I put the blame squarely where it belongs, on their mother
