I'm not paying for mistakes. I've been doing that since I got married.
If I could just help one kid not marry, my job is done
If your father didn't lace that lemonade, with vermouth, I'd be single
I'll tell you what I do then, We'll stand you in front of a mirror, I'll begin strangling you, when you reach the shade of blue that is satisfactory to you, you yell "Moo" and I'll stop
