I'm not paying for mistakes. I've been doing that since I got married.
If you're a cop, I don't talk to the law, I don't listen to the law, I don't watch LA law
Remember, it gets better each time, as long as it's never with the same woman
Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"
