I'm not paying for mistakes. I've been doing that since I got married.
This skinny woman with a hook nose olive oyls into the shoe store, and says "I want something to make me look sexy". So I say "You'll have to wait a long time before someone that ugly comes in to stand next to you"
Why is it that Elvis is dead and I'm the one in hell
Do you always go to work wearing curtains and smelling of Mars bars?
