It's just like an elevator, there's a two ton weight limit on these shoes
We haven't had any kids in over 10 years. I must be doing something right
Why don't you follow me down the brewery, I'll tie a bowling ball to my ankle, dive in a vat of beer, I'll leave this world the same way I entered my marriage. Dead Drunk!
Expired Driver's License, why can't a marriage license do that?
