It's just like an elevator, there's a two ton weight limit on these shoes
Divorce our wives and move to Saudi Arabia so we can both marry Crystal
I wanna go the way all Bundys go. I wanna hang myself in my own basement by jumping off my workbench
Ahh. The home shopping network. Boy, this is a good idea for women, it was a little too tough driving to the mall with a couch strapped to their ass
