It's just like an elevator, there's a two ton weight limit on these shoes
Why don't you follow me down the brewery, I'll tie a bowling ball to my ankle, dive in a vat of beer, I'll leave this world the same way I entered my marriage. Dead Drunk!
It tells me you're a girl, which means your opinion means less to me than dog's
A fat woman clip clopped into the shoe store today, and said I need something I'd be comfortable in. I said "Try Wyoming"
