It's just like an elevator, there's a two ton weight limit on these shoes
Don't put on a dress and ask us if it makes you look fat. We hate that. Besides, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat
They need us just as much as we need them. Why? Because we can do the job and you can't take a battery home to meet your mother
That was a great year for America. Ike was in the White House, women were in the kitchen, and guys like you were in the closet