Marcy, haven't you ever got up in the morning and realize something was missing? Of course you do, you must when you open your pajama top
I thought watching Opera is the first sign of a brain tumour
You know Peg, I hate it when your mother weebles down here for her little midnight snacks which last until 9 in the morning
I had a dream last night. A big red haired mosquito in tight pants was hovering over me sucking money out of my wallet