Threats don't frighten me. I'm married!
A fat woman Godzillas into the shoe store today, asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly, I suggest she wear a sign that says: "Don't shoot from the front I look human"
Oh, Lord, if I ever meant anything to you, please let me fall asleep before she thinks of sex
The difference between here and school is, you will be out of here when you're 18
