Threats don't frighten me. I'm married!
Do you always go to work wearing curtains and smelling of Mars bars?
Ahh. The home shopping network. Boy, this is a good idea for women, it was a little too tough driving to the mall with a couch strapped to their ass
Marcy, haven't you ever got up in the morning and realize something was missing? Of course you do, you must when you open your pajama top