Bud Bundy One Liners & Quotes

But this, much like your honeymoon, will come back to haunt you

As long as there's a sailor and an ice cream cone you'll never be alone

"Kelly:" Do you know what I would do for a house in Jamaica? "Bud:" The same thing you'd do for dinner and a movie.

I'm tired of sitting Saturday nights moaning in two different voices so my sister won't tease me

Unlike your bra, there's a catch

At least, when I was born and the doctor spanked me I cried instead of saying "Thanks I like it rough"

I suppose you got your usual dedication: "She works hard for the money"