Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs (M.W.)
Chuck Norri's tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries
Chuck Norris threw a grenade at a gang of terrorists and they all died 5 seconds later the grenade went off
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick