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You can stand in a river and complain there is not enough water.

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You can stand in a river and complain there is not enough water.

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What are you waiting for?
I was waiting for the 2nd coming of Jesus Christ. Already have thousands of acres of water ready to be turned into wine. But now that I have given up, I'm ready to settle down, and become a burden on some foreign government.

He would complain that it is not fair that the stove has fire and he doesn't

Just don't let that extra chromosome get you down.

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