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Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!

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What do ghosts serve for dessert? I Scream.

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If you do not say it, they can't repeat it.

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Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

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Its girls like u that cause global warming!

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STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backward.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Shit.

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