Latest Funny One Liners

I became a vegetarian – switched to weed.

What has four legs but can't walk? A chair.

Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art.

You should need a license to be that ugly.

She is not my reword, I am her punishment.

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

Few women admit their age; few men act it.