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Generally, all generalisations are false.

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What's "68"? You do me and I owe you one.

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Sex on tv can't hurt unless you fall off.

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If you're going through Hell, keep going.

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If you can't convince them, confuse them.

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You're not sure – outrun and make sure.

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Why is a bra singular and panties plural?

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