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Cake: the answer, no matter the question.

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Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue.

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When his I.Q. reaches 50, he should sell.

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Where does one apply to be a "kept man"?

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"Raccoons"? Oh, you mean garbage pandas?

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Marriage is the main reason for divorce.

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Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

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