Latest Funny One Liners

If you are here - who is running hell?

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

A procrastinator's work is never done.

If I'd shot you sooner, I'd be out of jail by now.

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

Aha, I see the Fuck-Up Fairy has visited us again!