Latest Funny One Liners

Archeologist: someone whose carreer lies in ruins.

You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.

What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.

Women who seek to be equal to men...LACK AMBITION!

Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true.

A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?