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You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesThere were plenty of lookers-on but no witnesses.
This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesYou are depriving some poor village of its idiot.
This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesWhen there are no volunteers, they get appointed.
This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesWhat is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.
This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesWhy is there so much blood in my alcohol system?
This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesSometimes, when I close my eyes, I... can't see.
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