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Tomorrow: The best labor saving device of today.
This One-liner joke is rated: 4 from: 1 votesWhat does a baby computer call its father? Data.
This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesOne head is ok, but a whole body is much better.
This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesOrdinarily people live and learn. You just live.
This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesShut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesWhy kill time when you can make it work for you?
This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesChaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
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