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I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

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I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

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You're like school in the summertime - no class.

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How can you be so sad when you are so beautiful?

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Where the woman's neck ends the infinity begins.

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Age is important only if you're cheese and wine.

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Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?

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