I childproofed the house... but they still get in!
This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesInsanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesI get it ladies, I had abs before I had kids too.
This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesCan I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.
This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesI'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.
This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesThe road to success is always under construction.
This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesRemember: What dad really wants is a nap. Really.
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