I'm not lazy... I'm just on my energy saving mode.
This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesDon't you love nature, despite what it did to you?
This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesIt's not the bullet that kills you, it's the hole.
This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesYou're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
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This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesImprove your memory by doing unforgettable things.
This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesI'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?
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