Latest Funny One Liners

You don't notice the air, until someone spoils it.

If the answer to all questions is yes, so why not?

You can't have everything, where would you put it?

I love my life, but it just wants to be friends...

I know how to feed a nation...but will she eat it?

Whats long and hard and has cum in it? A cucumber.

A person has to have a warm heart and a cold beer.