Latest Funny One Liners

If you don't like the news, go out and make some.

Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

Multitasking: screwing up several things at once.

I know my limits: if I fell down it means enough.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.