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What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted.

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Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!

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Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.

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If homework goes too easy you are doing it wrong.

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Do you raise chickens? Because you raise my cock.

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Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.

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How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it!

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