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Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness.

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If a dog sniffs your ass, you're probably a bitch.

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My cat's dead, can I play with your pussy instead?

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Only a widow can say exactly where her husband is.

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All generalizations are false, including this one.

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Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?

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Sounds like its time to get that Enterprise built!

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