Latest Funny One Liners

I love every bone in your body, especially mine.

It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.

Some people are so poor, all they have is money.

What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.

Love - is an extreme sympathy that leads to bed.

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.