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From all the butts, ours is the most important.

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Politics is just show business for ugly people.

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The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

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How to lose an argument with a woman: 1) Argue.

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You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

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What's got four legs and one arm? A Rottweiler.

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