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My calling in life went straight to voicemail.

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If at first you don't succeed: try management.

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To avoid a collision I ran into the other car.

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I am a virtuous woman, that's why I cost more!

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How do Rednecks celebrate Halloween? Pump kin!

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I love oral sex... it's the phone bill I hate.

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How good are you at powerpoint? I Excel at it!

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