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What do bees do with their honey? They cell it.

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I like two kinds of men: domestic and imported.

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You're never too old to learn something stupid.

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Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

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Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.

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Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

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I am known at the gym as the "before picture."

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