Latest Funny One Liners

What is Dracula's favorite fruit? A nectarine.

How can you tell if a man is happy? Who Cares?

Any skirt looks good on the back of the chair.

I'm not being rude, you're just insignificant.

Sports do not build character. They reveal it.

You're not fat, you're just... easier to see.

Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin!