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Work is for people who don't know how to fish.

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On the other hand, you have different fingers.

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What goes "oh oh oh"? Santa walking backwards.

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All men are idiots...and I married their king.

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If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart.

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Brains are wonderful, I wish everyone had one.

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Statistically 6 out of 7 Dwarfs are not Happy.

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