Latest Funny One Liners

The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.

Men? On the whole, I'd rather buy new batteries.

What kind of key opens a casket? A skeleton key.

Incompetence knows no barriers of time or place.

A committee is twelve men doing the work of one.

If life hands you lemons, break out the tequila!

A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.