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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

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Whats long and hard on a nigger? First grade.

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God must love stupid people. He made SO many.

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No one is listening until you make a mistake.

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What has a head, a tail, and no body? A coin!

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You smell like trash..... Can I take you out?

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