Latest Funny One Liners

It's better to be the first lover than a third wife.

Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious.

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

After (M)onday and (T)uesday even the week says WTF!

I may love to shop but I'm not buying your bullshit.

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Cindrella?

Don't drink while driving - you will spill the beer.