Latest Funny One Liners

Smoking is a slow death! But we're not in a hurry...

For my next trick I need a condom and a volunteer...

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.

The farther away the future is, the better it looks.

Those that forget the pasta are doomed to reheat it.

You cannot play with me unless you blow me. -Balloon

Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.