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Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

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How does a farmer count cows? with a cow-calculator.

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I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.

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It's a pleasure to see you and another - not to see.

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I pretend to work as long as they pretend to pay me.

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The device will work much better, if you turn it on.

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I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

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